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Best Christmas Decorations of the Year

From the owner of house:

“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.”

“First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.”

“Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

xmasdec

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  1. Paul Klein says...

    Hey Derrick,

    Funny post, and photo. Gives me great ideas for the rubber-neckers in my neighborhood for next year! LOL

    Actually, this reminds me of a couple of decoration competitors in my “hood”!

    Thanks for sharing some holiday humor for us all!

    Paul Klein

  2. Tattoo Kits for sale says...

    Awesome! I might have to steal that idea for my house ;-)

  3. Thomas Shay says...

    This is great. Very funny, I can see where tons of people would be stopping and trying to help.

  4. Iago says...

    Looks to be more like a Halloween decoration to me. Must be Tim Burton’ s house.

  5. Agnes says...

    That is the best Christmas decoration I ever saw and the reactions haha.
    A big :)

    Merry Christmas Derrick to you and your family.

    Agnes

  6. Gary McCaffrey says...

    haha, love it. Might try this myself. :)

  7. Wayne Weeks says...

    Pretty funny… that’s been circulating via email, but still good!

  8. Neil says...

    Nice Job! I feel your Spirit from here.

  9. Fred Freeman says...

    People DO care, good to hear that people attempted to rescue the poor dummy!
    I do understand why it needed to be taken down. Hilarious to have videotaped people’s reactions. Thanks Derrick for sharing, that was cool! BEST of the Holidays to you and your family from me and my family.

  10. Michael Mosby says...

    Been there usually the gutter will pull off the house and you can have a happy ride down. Of coarse then you can pop for the repairs!!!

  11. Elliott says...

    That’s brilliant!! I used to have similar problems when setting up accident scenarios and exercises when teaching dealing with emergencies.

  12. NVQ Made Simple says...

    This is a very creative christmas decoration, absolutely fantastic innovation. I’m just thinking of how to replicate this idea also. Great post for the season, we need all the laughter we can create, weldone

  13. Deb Lamb says...

    That is hilarious!!! I loved it and laughed out loud. That just made my day!! It looks so real too, what a great idea!

    Deb :)

  14. Ann says...

    Very cute! Love it!

    I’m sure that’ll get many “double takes” lol

    Thanks tons for sharing! :)

  15. Karen Sielski says...

    Very creative! Reminds me of our favorite Halloween stop in our neighborhood. A guy has a fake man in an Adirondack chair on his porch with jeans jacket, flannel shirt, work boots, gloves, etc. He looks real except his head is a fake pumpkin that lights up synchronized with a talking voice. Somehow the real guy is able to see us and talks to us through “Pumpkin Man”. The kids have a blast having a long conversation with Pumpkin Man and the guy has a good sense of humor and makes it really fun.

  16. Pat R
    Pat R says...

    You are so BAD!!!!!!!!

    Merry Christmas!

  17. Patrick Wooley says...

    That’s hilarious. Took me a minute to realize the joke. I can see why they made you take it down though. Very funny. I saw another one where someone hung a leg and foot out of the closed trunk in their car. They were being pulled over by the police, hahaha. Take care and have an excellent holiday season. Patrick

  18. Sinatra Perryman says...

    This is something I would have done, that high in the Air.

    Thanks for that it was a riot………………………..

  19. Nealon Vogel says...

    That would be a car stopper. Most people want to help. Reminds me of being on the roof and I knocked the ladder down with the hose I had up there to clean the gutters. I sat up there for an hour or two till my wife got home. First thing she asked: What are you doing just sitting on the roof? I said do you see where the ladder is, would you please put it back up here so I can get down.Some pranks can be harmful even though they are really funny. Thanks for the laugh. Nealon

  20. Scott says...

    i love it – took me a minute too! I’d like to try it, but my wife would probably say “no!” ;)

  21. John Schwartz says...

    Awesome, but I’d be afraid everyone would come snooping to see if that “person” needed help. Who needs a bunch of people trampling through your yard?

    I saw a great one near Dallas. The guy next door to a house that was really done up with an amazing (and expensive) light and decoration set-up made a big light circle on his garage door. Then he formed a light arrow pointing next door and spelled out ‘Ditto’ in the center of the circle. GENIUS!

  22. Tess says...

    It looks real. It will take sometime to realize it is fake.

  23. Marcia Siegle
    Marcia Siegle says...

    Derrick,

    Good stuff coming our way from you as usual!
    Hilarious! Great to have humor! I just hope that
    everyone remembers the real reason for the season!

    The celebration of the birth of Christ!

    May you be blessed this holiday season!

    Marcia Siegle

  24. Brad Pollina says...

    This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

  25. Irina Finkler says...

    GREAT PICTURE!

    This gives me a good idea for Halloween.

    Happy Holidays!

    Irina

  26. Iphone4merulez says...

    Hi there derrick! Must say great practical joke and really creative decoration.
    Wish you and your family the best wishes and many blessings for the upcoming year :-)

    Greetz Stefano

  27. Wheatgrass Healthy says...

    Hang on I’m headed over right now, Just hold on!

    LOL too funny and great idea. You have to love humor it brightens up the day.

  28. Warren Contreras says...

    I have been passing this around too, it’s an absolute gas. Nice presentation worthy of a Retweet.

  29. CAL says...

    I Can See The Neck Jerk Decision To Do This
    Because Of The Humor Of It…
    I Do These Things On A Regular Basis, LOL…

    Never Consider The Consequences Till After The Fact…

    If It Were Me,
    I Would Have Been Beat Up By The Old Woman
    And Fined By The Police…

  30. gene
    gene says...

    if that happen in construction, you would have been fined by OSHA for commiting an Unsafe act.

  31. Kris says...

    Derrick,

    This is my cousin’s house. NO KIDDING!

    I’ll let her know she received Best Christmas Decoration of the Year!

    She’ll love it.

    Take care

    Kris

  32. Heather says...

    Very funny picture. I even thought it was real when I saw it the other day!!

  33. Tobius
    Tobius says...

    ROFLMAO!! I love it, this is too funny!
    I don’t usually go for jokes and things, but this is too funny!
    Sending to a couple of my friends so they can get a chuckle as well..

  34. Paul Slater says...

    Fooled me too. I showed my wife and she was quicker than I was because she asked if it was a dummy. I think she was referring to the guy hanging onto the gutters.

    Thanks for the laugh!

  35. Mike Maggs says...

    Hilarious!!!! I wonder how many drove by and ignored the man’s “plight”.

  36. Jason
    Jason says...

    That is so Funny!

  37. Percy
    Percy says...

    Derrick you sure are one prankster.

  38. Glen Persson says...

    Funny – would have REALLY dumbfounded a few if the ladder was nowhere in sight …maybe some would have just stood there instead of tearing up yer lawn!

    Funny…hehe

    TY!

  39. Teresa HFelch
    Teresa HFelch says...

    roflmao. Merriest of Christmases to you, your sense of humor and your family and friends

  40. Beage says...

    That’s something you don’t see every day
    That is just too funny

  41. John Tan says...

    Haha that’s so funny

  42. Rogerio Vital says...

    Cause deeper impression kind of black humor… don’t get me wrong it’s a nice idea, and is also good to know that people do care for their brotherhood nowadays…. Best Christimas and I pray that the Lord Jesus Christ which is the real christimas author my bless you, your family and the whole community.

  43. Ron Outlaw says...

    Not a good advertisement for the Little Giant Ladder….Funny

  44. Rachel Ann says...

    That’s hilarious. Took me a minute to realize the joke. I can see why they made you take it down though. Very funny. I saw another one where someone hung a leg and foot out of the closed trunk in their car. They were being pulled over by the police, hahaha. Take care and have an excellent holiday season.

  45. Johnathan says...

    Ahh great. It took me a few seconds to work that one out, but when I did I couldn’t stop laughing. I thought the dummy was real myself. You wicked person. I like it, but I’m glad you took it down. We wouldn’t want any accidents before christmas now would we.

    Did you manage to capture any of the concerned beings on video.

    Happy festive season

  46. David Naylor
    David Naylor says...

    Hi Derrick,

    Thanks for sharing that with us. My wife and I thought it was hilarious. Perhaps the next step would be for his pants to start sliding down? Sorry, Derrick, just a bit of slapstick beginning to creep in.

    Nice to know that even “hard-bitten” entrepreneurs have a sense of humour :-)

    Anyway, Seasons Greetings to you and yours and here’s to a brilliant 2010.

    Warm Regards for the Festive Season.

  47. Charlie says...

    This lets me know that people really care!

  48. jeananne whitmer says...

    We have enough traffic in my neighborhood with a Morman church and a highschool. It would add to the Griswald house though!

  49. Dianna says...

    It is funny but glad it was taken down. It would be awful is anyone was hurt because of it, I would be one of the ones who would be concerned if I had seen it.

    Great sense of humor thought lmao

  50. bekiestar says...

    WoW!!!!!!!!!!!! That is wrong and dame sure funny. I’m shock that the cops didn’t do the jobs, but a brave old lady with guts. I sure could use a laugh and thanks for telling.

  51. Entrepreneurs Blog says...

    Very funny…. not sure it would go down to well in my neighorhood, but it sure would keep security busy!

  52. ike says...

    I fell off a ladder before, that is why I don’t do x-mas lights. I hope you are alright.
    sincerely, Ike

  53. Robert Coggin UK says...

    Brilliant – very funny. As a window cleaner of 37 years standing – see the funny side of that – Nice set of ladders by the way!!

    Robert

    ps goota be safer in front of a PC.

  54. Gilbert Medina says...

    Man! This is too funny! I gotta try this one when Christmas comes around again. This was a cool post. Thanks Derrick!

    Gilbert

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