Best Christmas Decorations of the Year
From the owner of house:
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.”
“First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.”
“Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

Hey Derrick,
Funny post, and photo. Gives me great ideas for the rubber-neckers in my neighborhood for next year! LOL
Actually, this reminds me of a couple of decoration competitors in my “hood”!
Thanks for sharing some holiday humor for us all!
Paul Klein
Awesome! I might have to steal that idea for my house
This is great. Very funny, I can see where tons of people would be stopping and trying to help.
Looks to be more like a Halloween decoration to me. Must be Tim Burton’ s house.
That is the best Christmas decoration I ever saw and the reactions haha.
A big
Merry Christmas Derrick to you and your family.
Agnes
haha, love it. Might try this myself.
Pretty funny… that’s been circulating via email, but still good!
Nice Job! I feel your Spirit from here.
People DO care, good to hear that people attempted to rescue the poor dummy!
I do understand why it needed to be taken down. Hilarious to have videotaped people’s reactions. Thanks Derrick for sharing, that was cool! BEST of the Holidays to you and your family from me and my family.
Been there usually the gutter will pull off the house and you can have a happy ride down. Of coarse then you can pop for the repairs!!!
That’s brilliant!! I used to have similar problems when setting up accident scenarios and exercises when teaching dealing with emergencies.
This is a very creative christmas decoration, absolutely fantastic innovation. I’m just thinking of how to replicate this idea also. Great post for the season, we need all the laughter we can create, weldone
That is hilarious!!! I loved it and laughed out loud. That just made my day!! It looks so real too, what a great idea!
Deb
Very cute! Love it!
I’m sure that’ll get many “double takes” lol
Thanks tons for sharing!
Very creative! Reminds me of our favorite Halloween stop in our neighborhood. A guy has a fake man in an Adirondack chair on his porch with jeans jacket, flannel shirt, work boots, gloves, etc. He looks real except his head is a fake pumpkin that lights up synchronized with a talking voice. Somehow the real guy is able to see us and talks to us through “Pumpkin Man”. The kids have a blast having a long conversation with Pumpkin Man and the guy has a good sense of humor and makes it really fun.
You are so BAD!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas!
That’s hilarious. Took me a minute to realize the joke. I can see why they made you take it down though. Very funny. I saw another one where someone hung a leg and foot out of the closed trunk in their car. They were being pulled over by the police, hahaha. Take care and have an excellent holiday season. Patrick
This is something I would have done, that high in the Air.
Thanks for that it was a riot………………………..
That would be a car stopper. Most people want to help. Reminds me of being on the roof and I knocked the ladder down with the hose I had up there to clean the gutters. I sat up there for an hour or two till my wife got home. First thing she asked: What are you doing just sitting on the roof? I said do you see where the ladder is, would you please put it back up here so I can get down.Some pranks can be harmful even though they are really funny. Thanks for the laugh. Nealon
i love it – took me a minute too! I’d like to try it, but my wife would probably say “no!”
Awesome, but I’d be afraid everyone would come snooping to see if that “person” needed help. Who needs a bunch of people trampling through your yard?
I saw a great one near Dallas. The guy next door to a house that was really done up with an amazing (and expensive) light and decoration set-up made a big light circle on his garage door. Then he formed a light arrow pointing next door and spelled out ‘Ditto’ in the center of the circle. GENIUS!
It looks real. It will take sometime to realize it is fake.
Derrick,
Good stuff coming our way from you as usual!
Hilarious! Great to have humor! I just hope that
everyone remembers the real reason for the season!
The celebration of the birth of Christ!
May you be blessed this holiday season!
Marcia Siegle
This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
GREAT PICTURE!
This gives me a good idea for Halloween.
Happy Holidays!
Irina
Hi there derrick! Must say great practical joke and really creative decoration.
Wish you and your family the best wishes and many blessings for the upcoming year
Greetz Stefano
Hang on I’m headed over right now, Just hold on!
LOL too funny and great idea. You have to love humor it brightens up the day.
I have been passing this around too, it’s an absolute gas. Nice presentation worthy of a Retweet.
I Can See The Neck Jerk Decision To Do This
Because Of The Humor Of It…
I Do These Things On A Regular Basis, LOL…
Never Consider The Consequences Till After The Fact…
If It Were Me,
I Would Have Been Beat Up By The Old Woman
And Fined By The Police…
if that happen in construction, you would have been fined by OSHA for commiting an Unsafe act.
Derrick,
This is my cousin’s house. NO KIDDING!
I’ll let her know she received Best Christmas Decoration of the Year!
She’ll love it.
Take care
Kris
Very funny picture. I even thought it was real when I saw it the other day!!
ROFLMAO!! I love it, this is too funny!
I don’t usually go for jokes and things, but this is too funny!
Sending to a couple of my friends so they can get a chuckle as well..
Fooled me too. I showed my wife and she was quicker than I was because she asked if it was a dummy. I think she was referring to the guy hanging onto the gutters.
Thanks for the laugh!
Hilarious!!!! I wonder how many drove by and ignored the man’s “plight”.
That is so Funny!
Derrick you sure are one prankster.
Funny – would have REALLY dumbfounded a few if the ladder was nowhere in sight …maybe some would have just stood there instead of tearing up yer lawn!
Funny…hehe
TY!
roflmao. Merriest of Christmases to you, your sense of humor and your family and friends
That’s something you don’t see every day
That is just too funny
Haha that’s so funny
Cause deeper impression kind of black humor… don’t get me wrong it’s a nice idea, and is also good to know that people do care for their brotherhood nowadays…. Best Christimas and I pray that the Lord Jesus Christ which is the real christimas author my bless you, your family and the whole community.
Not a good advertisement for the Little Giant Ladder….Funny
That’s hilarious. Took me a minute to realize the joke. I can see why they made you take it down though. Very funny. I saw another one where someone hung a leg and foot out of the closed trunk in their car. They were being pulled over by the police, hahaha. Take care and have an excellent holiday season.
Ahh great. It took me a few seconds to work that one out, but when I did I couldn’t stop laughing. I thought the dummy was real myself. You wicked person. I like it, but I’m glad you took it down. We wouldn’t want any accidents before christmas now would we.
Did you manage to capture any of the concerned beings on video.
Happy festive season
Hi Derrick,
Thanks for sharing that with us. My wife and I thought it was hilarious. Perhaps the next step would be for his pants to start sliding down? Sorry, Derrick, just a bit of slapstick beginning to creep in.
Nice to know that even “hard-bitten” entrepreneurs have a sense of humour
Anyway, Seasons Greetings to you and yours and here’s to a brilliant 2010.
Warm Regards for the Festive Season.
This lets me know that people really care!
We have enough traffic in my neighborhood with a Morman church and a highschool. It would add to the Griswald house though!
It is funny but glad it was taken down. It would be awful is anyone was hurt because of it, I would be one of the ones who would be concerned if I had seen it.
Great sense of humor thought lmao
WoW!!!!!!!!!!!! That is wrong and dame sure funny. I’m shock that the cops didn’t do the jobs, but a brave old lady with guts. I sure could use a laugh and thanks for telling.
Very funny…. not sure it would go down to well in my neighorhood, but it sure would keep security busy!
I fell off a ladder before, that is why I don’t do x-mas lights. I hope you are alright.
sincerely, Ike
Brilliant – very funny. As a window cleaner of 37 years standing – see the funny side of that – Nice set of ladders by the way!!
Robert
ps goota be safer in front of a PC.
Man! This is too funny! I gotta try this one when Christmas comes around again. This was a cool post. Thanks Derrick!
Gilbert